Play Politics, Without the Gritty Aftertaste

Finally, the internet is used to take the sick addiction of collecting humans to a new level. I am referring, of course, to...

Fantasy Congress (Thanks, Jeff!)

Create your stable and pit them against other players, all without having to go to our nation's most homicide-ridden city (D.C.). The downside is you get to kiss less babies. The upside is you get to kiss less babies.